Parker | 16 | homosexual

senior in high school

instagram | kik | snapchat - parkere15

twitter - parkre15

No shopping trip is complete without buying expensive underwear…

posted 1 day ago with 1 note

I’ve lost 4 inches off my waist in a year… I haven’t done anything either. Oh wow puberty

posted 1 day ago with 1 note







his life was totally in danger.


True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.


the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

posted 1 day ago with 127,260 notes







why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

posted 1 day ago with 426,881 notes




The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.


OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.
  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

posted 1 day ago with 78,987 notes


I got a kitten today! His name is Nikolai (for now we think)
I got a kitten today! His name is Nikolai (for now we think)


the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

posted 3 days ago with 139,438 notes


i can’t believe….girl had sex…with someone before me……i can’t date…her……..:((((((( how dare she…….

posted 3 days ago with 535 notes


Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

posted 3 days ago with 24,886 notes