Parker | 16 | homosexual

senior in high school

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

posted 7 hours ago with 422,558 notes

vhord:

strictly nature
sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good
dannygonewild:

r
sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/
sucros:

yeevil:

even unsourced i’d say its a pretty big problem that this is even believable

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp
However, I agree it’s absurd that this is so entirely plausible.
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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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posted 2 days ago with 112,723 notes

lngridmaria:

"homophobia is the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women" more like "i’m under the misconception that homophobia only affects gay men"

posted 2 days ago with 1,761 notes

My stomach has shrunk so much. I literally can only a tiny bit and I’m full. I guess it’s a good thing too kinda

posted 3 days ago with 1 note

touchdisky:

Waterfall from the mist 
Feet wet
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

posted 3 days ago with 106,371 notes