Parker | 16 | homosexual

senior in high school

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Omg work is so stressful tonight and I’m glad I’m off the clock. I already had clocked out and was at the pos putting in my meal and two customers came up to me saying they have asked for the manager twice and have been waiting over 10 minutes for him to show up. Mind you I am always in the back washing dishes or bussing tables. Like holy fuck is Bob Evans busy as hell tonight.

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I really wanna go to the zoo

posted 1 day ago with 1 note

elenamorelli:

{ green embrace }
vhord:

strictly nature

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

posted 1 day ago with 120,628 notes

  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

posted 2 days ago with 305,471 notes

I just want to lay in bed in my underwear all day. I don’t want to go to work and play with wet food for five and a half hours

posted 2 days ago with 0 notes

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

posted 3 days ago with 282,657 notes

vhord:

strictly nature

Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.

  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who I wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything

posted 3 days ago with 1,219,291 notes

m-a-r-r-e-n-t-o:

✖

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

posted 3 days ago with 706,540 notes