No shopping trip is complete without buying expensive underwear…
I’ve lost 4 inches off my waist in a year… I haven’t done anything either. Oh wow puberty
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
- me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS
i can’t believe….girl had sex…with someone before me……i can’t date…her……..:((((((( how dare she…….
Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.
Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.
That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.